Honey, I blew my secretary up


Sharon looked down at the tiny crowd gathered around her folded legs. She felt the growing sensation starting again.

"Dr. Ferris, it feels like it is starting again...." She whispered because her voice carried.

Sharon was once a 5'11" blonde bombshell that every guy in the office hit on daily, hourly and sometimes up to the minute. No one cared that she was a genius, no one cared that she knew Dr. Ferris' work like the back of her hand including Dr. Andrew Ferris, no one cared that she had planned all of this and now, someone cared....

"We are getting something for you to cover up with, Sharon! We will return you to normal!" Dr. Ferris yelled at his increasingly growing giant secretary.

Sharon could not take anymore. Her charade as a dumb blonde had succeeded and the creator of the Magno Growth Ray would soon be in the palm of her hand. She reached down with a gigantic hand into the crowd of little people, parting them like the Red Sea, picked out Dr. Ferris, and lifted him to her billboard sized face. She laughed at him, "You little fool, my plan worked like a charm! I have the only Magno Growth Ray and now I have its tiny creator. I wanted you to think that I was stupid so you would test your ray on me. Now I am almost 80 feet tall and nothing can stop me!" She stood up to her full 80ft. height while holding Dr. Ferris in her palm like a tiny toy. She was a fantastic sight standing among the office buildings. A nude, blonde, 80ft. giant among twenty story buildings. She looked inside one of the buildings and saw tiny people peering out at her.

"Hello, ant people, your mistress awaits you...come out of your buildings within the next fifty minutes because I plan on destroying them." She watched as panicked little people rushed the exits. She proceeded to the fashion district in almost ten steps. She shocked Dr. Ferris by showing him a large version of the Magno Growth Ray. "I bet you wondered where I got this. Lady's secret, shorty." She stamped on the ground at one boutique as little people ran out she blocked their passage with her monstrous foot. "I need a dress, a bikini and something in a leather mini skirt....get them now!" She stamped on the ground thunderously to make her point as the little people ran back to the store. "Oh, and a purse,and matching shoes." Fearing the little doctor might try to escape, the giantess picked up a parked car, stuck an enormous finger in the window, opened the door, and placed the little man inside. Then, she crushed the sides together and put the car on the roof of a nearby building. She picked the ray up and the clothes and walked away.

The officer tried to get the door free but couldn't. "Don't even try to open the door...get me a cell phone and I'll call my wife." Ferris told the officer, "Hurry, before Sharon gets back!" The officer got him the phone and Ferris called Lisa Ferris.

"Lisa!"

"Andy!"

"Have you heard?"

"Are you kidding? It's on all the channels! Attack of the 80 ft. Woman Live! What are you going to do?"

"Create another giant to fight this giant!"

"Who?"

"You."

"What...oh, you mean, me?"

"Yes, you! You must hurry! She will figure it out and if she gets to you before you can grow, she will kill you and the city will be at her mercy forever!"

"Where...what is that sound?"

"Ohmigod! She must have figured it out! Get my shaving kit and get out of the house before she destroys it."

"But..."

"NOW!"

Meanwhile, Sharon preceded to destroy the Ferris home. Ferris was no fool. He probably kept an extra Magno Growth Ray at his home lab. She was having a ball. Demolishing the home was only the beginning, soon everyone would be at her beck and call. She had enlarged the bikini, the miniskirt, the shoes and the purse. She was wearing the yellow bikini top, which strained against what had been 48DDD's. The miniskirt fit her tight butt perfectly. The shoes fit perfectly as well. The well dressed giantess was dressed for destruction. She noticed a tiny form running from the demolished home as that of Mrs. Andrew Ferris. "Oh, Lisa! Don't run! I won't hurt you...I only want to tell you how good your husband was in bed before I crush you to death." She yelled at the tiny woman. She noticed the form stopped for a moment before it started running again.

Sharon continued her destruction of the Ferris home as she made colossal strides in the direction of lil ole Lisa Ferris. She couldn't stand Lisa. She almost always belittled Sharon when she came to see Andrew. Now Lisa was little and about to face a prompt crushing, but not before some healthy taunting. As she walked through the neighborhood, she had lost track of the little woman. Trees and lampposts barely came up to her shin. For the first time, she was a little nervous. Where was that little bitch?

Lisa opened the shaving kit nervously and at the same time, looking up past the house at the colossal woman who was peering over trees and houses. She found what she was looking for in the kit. It was the Magno Growth Ray prototype. Considered unstable when it was first constructed, Andrew kept it as a memento, as a keepsake, and as a emergency safeguard. One of the reasons it was considered unstable was that not only would it explode, but the growth was permanent because it caused a complete DNA change. She knew all of this as she dropped the remainder of the kit on the ground. She turned the ray towards herself and activated the ray. True to form, the ray gun exploded in Lisa's hands, which of course, alerted Sharon.

Sharon swore profusely as she punched holes in houses and stepped on little people trying to escape her colossal wrath. "Where are you, Lisa? I won't hurt you! I just want to help you!" She knew she was lying and she knew Lisa knew she was, but she didn't care. When suddenly over to her left, there was an explosion. She looked over in the direction of the explosion and saw a growing woman. It was Lisa and she was angrily heading for Sharon. Something wasn't right. Sharon pulled her Magno Ray gun out of her purse, switched the indicator to shrink, and fired at Lisa. Lisa and Andrew knew something else about the prototype's instability. As the ray coated her body with its pinkish blue glow, Lisa grew even bigger and bigger and bigger. Sharon finally realized that Lisa's clothes were the only thing shrinking. She turned off the ray but it was too late. Lisa was almost 200 feet tall, nude and laughing at the tiny giantess at her knee. She promptly plucked the Magno Ray away from Sharon and held her with one hand and fired the ray at Sharon, who shrunk back to her normal size. From her new height, she could see the city easily. Sharon was writhing and struggling in her hand. Lisa walked towards the city trying to avoid stepping on the little people. She could hear Sharon's screams and finally lifted her to her face.

"What, Sharon?"

"How?"

"The prototype of the Magno Ray was unstable, but workable. It makes a DNA change in humans, so Andrew dumped it but kept it. The new version would have an unstable effect on the user of the old version. So in effect, I am a 200ft. woman for good."

"Wow. You'd do all that just to stop me."

"You got it."

"What are you going to do now?'

"Turn you over to the authorities and try to figure out the next step."

"Humph."

"What do you mean by that?"

"You're a 200ft. woman in a city of little people, toysized buildings and all you're going to do is trust Andrew!"

"I...I don't want to hurt them or Andrew. I am the strongest being on the planet, with no hope of ever being normal. You, I want to hurt. I want to crush you like a bug for all the people you stepped on, intentional or unintentional. You could have showed some mercy."

"How? I mean, as big as I was, it was difficult to try not to step on little people. Look at you, how careful you're trying to be. Look down closely at the little people as they curse you for crushing their homes, cars, and buildings. And you're trying not to! You can rule, you can be in charge, you can be queen of the city! Think about it. What will they do when they find out that you can never be normal sized again? Think about the scientists that will want to experiment on you. Think about it, Lisa! Do you really want to the giant-sized slave to a bunch of little men?"

"SHUT UP!" She closed up her palm on the little, screaming woman. She was looking down on the building that Andrew was trapped on. It barely came up to her calf. She was really, really big. She scrunched down and heard the sound of buildings collapsing under the weight of her tremendous butt.

"Ooops, sorry!" She thought about what Sharon had said. She was right. She would either rule over the little people or they would rule her. She had an idea as she dropped

Sharon in the hands of the police. She then picked up the tiny car containing her husband. She had to be very cautious in releasing her ant-sized husband. As she did, she noticed little helicopters and jets roaring above her. She was almost angry and at this size, she could destroy the entire city in minutes. The helicopters, especially one, was hovering around her colossal breasts. She was not as built as Sharon, but 40DD's in 200ft. scale were nothing to sneeze at. Hmmmm? Sneeze? Suddenly, Lisa drew in large breaths, pretending to sneeze and releasing what was once a small achoo into a monstrous tail wind that blew the jets and copters into the next county!

"Lisa!"

"What!"

"That wasn't nice!"

"I know, maybe I'm not nice anymore!"

Andrew got quiet at that remark. "No need for you worry, little man." He noticed there was a distinctive change in his wife at that remark. She definitely different. She looked down at the tiny city at her feet.

"Little people, I have decided to go somewhere where we won't clash. The situation as it is, I couldn't tolerate your attacking me. I would probably destroy you all with no remorse. Why, you say? You are so small to me that I could have a crowd in my hand! I will help with the rebuilding process but the land I choose will be mine and the owner will have my services for exactly two years, not as a slave but employee, until my debt for the land is paid. As for the city, I think saving your little butts from an 80ft. dominatrix and not taking over is payment in full. Food will come from the city seeing that I will provide various services as barter for food. Reconstruction, demolition, etc. Think of the costs saved as I do the jobs of little people in less time. Unemployment? No. Someone has to cook food, service a 200ft. woman. Cha-ching!! Think about it. It is that or I take over the entire city. And believe me, you will serve with no compensation."

She jiggled her colossal jugs. "No compensation for women, but plenty of fringe benefits for little men!" She laughed and looked down at little Andrew, staring up at her. "Don't worry, darling, my cunt is for you and you alone unless..."

"Unless, what"

"Unless you don't survive my lovemaking...." She peered down past Andrew at a crowd of little people.

"Just kidding, honey," She laughed to reassure him, but was quietly thinking just that. She began walking out of the city without a care. They knew the deal. They had to get out of her way now. She did walk softly but definitely without concern for the little people.

J.J. Van Autry owned the land that Lisa took. He was definitely creative about her services. Lisa was involved in movies, television, advertising, construction, everything in those two years. Van Autry made so much money with Lisa that the land was paid for inside of a month. At the end of the two years, he continued his working relationship with Lisa as her business manager/agent. He is quoted in People magazine's The Sexiest Woman Alive (with Lisa winning the title for the second year in a row) as saying that his favorite moment with Lisa was the Geraldo interview. First, Rivera paid over a million dollars for a one show, two hour interview with the sexiest giantess alive. Second, he wanted sex included (a fact not mentioned on the show until Lisa picked Geraldo up and kissed him and said, "Not bad for a two inch man!"). Lisa's movies besides the ones where she had to wear a monster suit were: "Attack of the 200ft. Woman"(costarring Brad Pitt), "The Return of the 200ft. Woman"(costarring Antonio Banderas), "Affairs of a 200ft. Woman"( featuring an all star cast of Kevin Costner, Arnold Schwartzenegger, Sly Stallone, etc.), "Gulliver's Travels"( Ted Danson again), "Big Girl Having Fun"(Pitt again), "The Amazing Colossal Woman", "Big"(Tom Hanks with Lisa), "2Big"(Michael J. Fox in the sequel) and "Big Love"! The last movie was a X-rated movie featuring Lisa and about 50 men! It is said to be the first adult movie to gross a hundred million world wide in video and full screen sales. Lisa also appeared in "Martin", "ER", "America's Most Wanted"(She caught criminals on the side!), "Married With Children", "Friends", "Star Trek: Voyager", and a host of other shows and commercials. The Coors beer company wanted Lisa in a new series of "Tap the Rockies" ads and she agreed for a three million dollar fee. Lisa was so rich she bought Cuba! She was quoted as saying, "It's perfect. Just a swim away from the States!"

Unfortunately, her fame took its toll on her marriage. Andrew was a broken man. The fame he should have got with the Magno Growth Ray went to his wife instead. He could never duplicate the Growth Ray, every time he tried something went wrong. Lisa had destroyed Sharon's copy of the ray. Andrew divorced Lisa six years after Lisa had changed.

One night as Andrew was walking home from the store, he heard the sound of giant footsteps behind him. He turned and looked but saw nothing. As he turned back, a hand surrounded him. "What does she want now?" Andrew muttered as he felt the sensation of rising quickly. When the hand opened, a beautiful 80ft., black woman looked down at him.

"Hello, Andy! Someone wants to see you....and she won't take "no" for an answer."

Suddenly, Andy was in Cuba on the top of a building turned into a desk. Lisa strolled into view with several 80 ft. women in attendance to her.

"Darling, so good to see you!"

"YOU NEVER DESTROYED SHARON'S COPY!!!"

"No, I didn't. Soon, a race of giant women with Magno Growth Rays will increase the size of women, buildings and food in America. Whatever else we may need. All little people will either be servants or pushed on farther east. West of the Mississippi will be Giantess Land and East of the Mississippi will be Lilliput."

"No....Impossible!"

"Not really. You see, soon west of the Mississippi won't be enough. Then, America won't be enough. Then, North America, South America, Europe, Asia, Australia will be controlled by giantesses. Why, Lilliputians will be extinct!"

"Lisa, no!"

"It must be this way...you, Lilliputians, can't stand the thought of giant women taking over but don't worry, soon you will be an endangered species." Lisa laughed as she put her ex-husband in the giant birdcage. "You can't divorce me, little man! You're mine until death do us part...and believe me, when I am done making love to you, it will!"



So, as the eighty foot women moved the little people out of the west, American armies were crushed under Lisa and the giant women literally! Soldiers with their guns, grenades and bombs tried everything possible to try to stop the colossal women...many were crushed, some taken captive and turned into 30 foot giant sex slaves for the women...some soldiers gave up and Lisa allowed them to be food gatherers, sex slaves or whatever the Giantess Queen desired...of those that surrendered, some were killed (stepped on by giant black girls, sometimes by accident, sometimes on purpose)...other nations including Canada sent attack planes with atomic weapons but the giant women usually caught them with Magno enhanced net (in other words, a giant net).

The one plane that succeeded in getting through managed to get to Lisa's base in Cuba. "Oh, God! Don't..." Andrew yelled in vain as the bomb fell. The explosion and resulting force winds lasted several minutes. Off the coast of Florida, a fishing boat saw them first...a beautiful impossibly big woman who was miles and miles high and they hadn't even seen Lisa yet...Lisa tried to save Andrew but he was really, really small and she was massive. Her head was far above the clouds, in fact she had trouble breathing. She noticed her giant female servants barely came up to her waist. She bent down and planned the conquering of the North American continent. She thought about being small again...and within seconds, she was floating in the ocean. "Wow!" She thought as she looked up at the supersize giant girls who were startled by the disappearance of their leader. She concentrated and just as fast was back to her supersize.

She commanded the others to do the same. All were able to change their size but they still were unable to surpass Lisa's size. "Excellent, the bomb gave us a new power!"

The president surrendered the United States west of Mississippi under duress as a giant blonde began to crush him. The people knew the handwriting was on the wall. After all, it was only a matter of time....

the end